Hell’s Kitchen Recap: Battle of the Senseless
Last week on Hell’s Kitchen, Zach mangled the pronunciation of common Japanese ingredients, Ja’Nel fell apart during dinner service, and Nedra was given the boot. Will the “blosers” finally get their...
View ArticleBreaking Amish Recap: Momma Said Knock You Out
Last week on Breaking Amish, Sabrina got into a white trash battle royale with Jeremiah’s on-again/off-again girlfriend, Kim. We resume right here with Kate, Sabrina, and Kim yelling at each other...
View ArticleDance Mom Recap: Dead Dad and Testicular Cancer Dance-Off
Well, Dance Moms is back. It seems like just yesterday that their season ended… but it was actually about two weeks ago. Study shows that being on a reality TV show causes you to lose all sense of...
View ArticleDon’t Be Tardy Recap: Sleigh Balls
Last week, it was the best of report cards, it was the worst of report cards. Kim encouraged Kroy to try a new strategy of rewarding Brielle for failing a couple of classes by giving her back...
View ArticlePrincesses Long Island Recap: The Ham in Hamptons
Lew-wee bags, bug spray and breakdowns
View ArticleBreaking Amish Recap: If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Get the Eff Out
This week on Bullshit Amish, we pick up where we left off last week with some guy named Mike who is a proud redneck and wants to beat up the disgusting Jeremiah who porked his girl. Jeremiah claims...
View ArticleMasterChef Recap: Hogwart’s School of Witchcraft and Cookery
The first team challenge of the season results in a high-stakes pressure test, and a pony is sent home!
View ArticleRHONJ Recap: Same Bloodfeud, Different Season
The other day, someone mentioned to me that they had missed the Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere episode and asked me what they missed. ”Have you seen the last two seasons?” I questioned. They...
View ArticleTrue Blood (Season 6 Starts Sunday!): Recapping the Recap
Hello Gasmii! Who’s excited for the return of the bloodiest, nakedest, sexiest and weirdest summer guilty pleasure? This girl! Who’s excited to be recapping Season 6 for y’all? This girl! That’s...
View ArticleMillion Dollar Listing NY Recap: Sexual Healing
Wherein Ryan breaks it down for Barbara and tells her that he wants to make sure she doesn’t just want to sleep with him because that happens to him all the time.
View ArticleDon’t Be Tardy Recap: I.U. Double D
Last week was Christmas in Biermann land. It was a clash between Kroy’s idea of a real Christmas tree that was strangely green and reeking of forest-y freshness and Kim’s idea of a real Christmas tree...
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